(Long Pause) weather… cold as fuck. I’m back. Sorry for the long pause. I just couldn’t write anything down. Everything is one big...

Cherries and Strawberries I will never eat cherries and strawberries before bed again. I woke up four times last night, four times. The...

Let’s be elephants My mother asked me if I thought fish knew they were going to die. I said that might be the only good thing about being...